Just for fun today – 21 parenthood myths.
2. Toys will stay sorted in color coded boxes.
3. The kitchen floor that you washed last night will stay clean all day.
4. It is possible to stay caught up on laundry.
5. No one will care who wins the game on family game night.
6. The kids will sit still throughout church.
7. There is a shopping cart without squeaky wheels at Target.
8. You can leave Target with a total under $5. {going to Starbucks doesn’t count}
9. You can get the kite to fly on the first attempt and it will land without nearing a tree.
10. You will get the right cereal to milk proportion.
11. Your fridge will be free of almost completely I didn’t want to finish it empty jars.
12. There are matching shoes that can be found quickly.
13. During dinner hour there will be no urgent mom cries.
14. The batteries will never be traded out between wii remotes, xbox remotes, and tv remotes.
15. The big birthday present will indeed be more cheered for then the $1.29 bag of jellybeans.
16. Your car will stay clean.
17. You can use the bathroom and the house will remain quiet.
18. The slinky will actually go down the stairs and work.
19. Lego sets will stay together with all the correct pieces.
20. You will get a shower, fresh shirt, and perfect hair every day.
and
21. They stay young forever.
A parenting fact:
Enjoy today – be blessed by the moment – and embrace the little things!
What would you add?